Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Wow - Review and Author Email - Of Poseidon by Anna Banks

Welcome Waiting on Wednesday-ers and Colorimetry Readers... today I give you the long-awaited email from Anna Banks that nearly rolled me off the couch (had I been less wedged, I would've fallen off.)

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Of Poseidon
Of Poseidon

by Anna Banks
Hardcover, 324 pages
Expected publication: May 22nd, 2012 by Feiwel & Friends
NetGalley e-copy for review on my Nook

Premise: Ganked from Goodreads
Galen is the prince of the Syrena, sent to land to find a girl he’s heard can communicate with fish. Emma is on vacation at the beach. When she runs into Galen—literally, ouch!—both teens sense a connection. But it will take several encounters, including a deadly one with a shark, for Galen to be convinced of Emma’s gifts. Now, if he can only convince Emma that she holds the key to his kingdom . . .  
Told from both Emma and Galen’s points of view, here is a fish-out-of-water story that sparkles with intrigue, humor, and waves of romance.
I have been in love with this cover since the first time I saw it and posted it on Waiting on Wednesday back in November.  That means I can claim it as my own, right?

What do I like about it?!?!  The color, the fogginess, the way the girl is swimming fully dressed in the dark?!  I'm not sure.  I tell you what, though... this cover has NO HINT of Author-Snarkiness!!  To find that, you gotta read the very first paragraph in the book:
"I SMACK into him as if shoved from behind. He doesn't budge, not an inch. Just holds my shoulders and waits. Maybe he's waiting for me to find my balance. Maybe he's waiting for me to gather my pride. I hope he's got all day."
I had just slipped into bed and cracked the book open (figuratively speaking) to see if I wanted to read it next (in my compulsive way of avoiding my "to do" review list.)

And instantly I was cracking up. When I thought I was done laughing, I was laughing again. And then I wanted to cry... and then laugh... and my husband thought there was a problem with me and there was... I was getting a loaded dose of Anna Banks.

I would like to say it's only this book that's the problem, that the author had a moment of confusion where snarky humor overtook her writing, that she settled down after a chapter or two. No such luck. Check out her picture below... innocent right?  But then read her email to me. Uh-huh!!

So what did I think of the book?

My Review:

I didn’t mean to read the entire book in one day. *ahem*  Really.  I didn’t have the time, and I really wanted a book I could wander through slowly on my Nook, so Of Poseidon was very inconvenient.

It's light & fun… if death and survival-of-the-species is “light & fun”. The author’s humor leaks out everywhere, from the exclamations, to the slapstick situations that got reactions out of me (yes, I think tripping is funny. I’ve done my fair share of it.) 

I saw in other reviews that procreation was criticized as a goal. In answer, my reply is, "it was explained". I am all about WHY’S!!  There is plenty reason behind the procreation focus, not to mention the characters complaining about it themselves and I didn't feel any one person, like Emma, was more put out than anyone else. It made plenty of sense, although, I agree the system stinks. Who wouldn't?!  You'll have to read it to see what I mean.

Emma is a fun character. She has deep, strong relationships and a good grasp on her own feelings. Garen is excessively handsome, which borderlines cliché, alrighty, especially with the hormonal-type romantic attraction firin’ up every scene. (Think Firelight or Twilight wolves.)

The story is told very interestingly. Emma’s point of view is in first person, whereas Garen’s is in omniscient third. I was jolted out of the story a few times settling into the pov over and over. The overall effect is understanding the situation from both sides, while feeling as if I am Emma.

So, what did I like best? The world-building. The irreverent humor. The Syrena were believable. Their history and general life are explained a little, enough to answer some initial questions. There is plenty more that is not explained, but the story is not complete in this volume. (Semi-cliff-hanger, anyone?!) And the humor caught me by surprise too many times to count.

I would so love to discuss deeper plot stuff... like...

When did I catch on to who was who?  What's up with Grom's love life?!  What in the world is Garen going to do with the pickle he's gotten himself into?!  And can we see more of Toraf and Rayna PLEASE?!  I love 'em!!

My Rating: 4 - Good!!  This is a snarky light read with a well-developed concept.

Now for the good stuff.
My Photo
I saw all the humor on Anna's website. I mean, she says stuff like " If you put chocolate in front of me, you must not have wanted it in the first place." So I wrote her an email asking if she hadn't noticed that her story didn't end when the book did?  'Cause I kept trying to flip to the next page on my Nook when I was out of pages!!

I know... irreverent of me.  But she replied with this (I am justified!!) (Bolding mine):
Hey Laura!
    I'm so very mad at you right now. I was eating dinner with my family at THE fanciest Sonic in town when I read your email and I promptly snorted coconut slushy right out of my nose and onto my chili dog. I paid good money for that chili dog! So, please know that wherever you are right now at this moment, I am giving you the stank eye.

   LOL!  As for the plans on wrapping up that story, there will be a sequel, tentatively called Of Triton. Unfortunately, Galen dies. Or does he???? Mwahahahahaha! (Payback for my chili dog! I mean, it was a foot long!).

   As for your questions, Syrena is the Polish word for mermaid. Don't tell Galen.

I got the idea to write about mermaids from an article I read which outlined how they'd discovered that the colossal squid--that ginormous thing you see with its tentacles wrapped around ships in old drawings--actually does exist. All this time, as late as 2005, they thought the colossal squid was just fishermen's lore.  I thought, What ELSE could be out there? Mermaids? Sasquatch? (I believe in Sasquatch, BTW).  And so it began.

I collect signed books, Gone With The Wind stuff (seriously) and cellulite, which I store below my waist. My favorite color is red. I'm from Niceville Florida. The people in Niceville are not always nice. In fact, whoever named it Niceville might have been using sarcasm...

I'm glad you like the cover. They were actually thinking about changing it at one point, so I wake up each day thankful that plan was thwarted because I lub my cover! :)

I'll let my publicist know that you very obviously had pages missing from the ARC you downloaded, because I certainly DID finish up the story, AND I started a new one. All in the last sentence of the last page. Alas, I know this ending is going to get me a black eye when I go on tour this summer.... =D

Thanks again for the laugh (snort),
I rec'd her email when I was sitting on the couch with my abundant family watching some show about fixing up cool hotrods (if you must know, Anna Banks) and I started laughing outloud, of course, and had trouble staying upright despite being squished in place tightly.

I did not email back... 'cause obviously she's got the upper hand with snortin' slushies and who knows what irreverent thing I would say next. Better to stop while I'm ahead and just publicly post her email to share with everyone. Don't you think?

Anna BanksWe got some good news here...  a sequel in the works, and Galen's possible imminent death, and a word in Polish!!  Plus some touring comin' up!!

Ganked from her blog:
Oh hecktotheyes! I'm going on book tour this summer with three fellow Macmillan (and undeniably awesome) YA authors: Jennifer Bosworth (STRUCK), Emmy Laybourne (MONUMENT 14), and Leah Bardugo (SHADOW & BONE). We shall be called FIERCE READS. Check out our Facebook page here, and be sure to like us, at least a little. :)  
For a complete schedule of tour stops, check out the "Appearances" tab at the top of my blog.  
Also, if you can make one of the stops, be sure to ask me "Boxers or briefs?" because I'm DYING to say, "Saran Wrap!" =D
If anyone makes the tour, can you pleeeese ask her "Boxers or Briefs?"?!?!  (I just dare ya to come to Portland, Oregon, Anna!!!)

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  1. Oh WoW Laura, that email is fabulous!!! I love it! Made me giggle while reading it! Hehe.

    Great review as well!! I need to read this! I have the book but I keep forgetting to read it...but it's sounds fantastic!;) Thamks for sharing!:P

    1. I giggle every time I think of snorting slushies and fancy Sonics. or *snort*. I alternate

  2. This is a great review! I'm so glad to hear that it's such a fun read, as Macmillan is supposed to be sending me a copy as part of their Fierce Reads campaign. I loved reading your take on the book, as well as the email from the author. I needed a good laugh and you both succeeded in making me. Now I'm going to stalking my mail carrier until the book arrives. :-D

    1. Fierce Reads looks like a fun foursome. How fun to be a part!! I'm looking forward to whatever you're doin' with it!!

  3. Anna is so funny! I can't wait to read this. Great review :)

  4. I love authors with Anna's sense of humour! I was chuckling just reading the email and am adding Of Poseidon to my wish-list right now! Thanks for the review. :)

    1. I know. Sometimes I don't read a book specifically for the humor, but it's definitely a bonus with all the delicious drama. I think!!

  5. I can't wait to read Of Poseidon!! I have heard nothing but amazing things!
    My WOW

  6. Love the new header for the blog, and now I want to read this book even more! I was first attracted to it by the cover and its summary, but the humour is just an icing on top :)))

    1. Seriously, THANKS!!!!

      I totally agree. I like my drama & romance thick and real, but add humor, and it takes the fun up a notch.

      Thx for swingin' by!!! :-D

  7. Wow, when you're eager about a book, you go all out! Now you've sold me on this one.

    Thanks for sharing...and here's MY WOW POST

    1. Oh... I do like emotionally tinged writing, but now you got me wondering what "all out" would really look like?! I think... if you caught me whispering... then ya better WATCH OUT!!! At least, that's what my kids say.

  8. Ha, same here. i was excited about it before, but now? WANT, NEED, NOW!

    Patricia // My WOW

  9. This does sound interesting!
    Thanks for sharing,

  10. Whoa, she is freaking hilarious! Aaaaand... HOW AMAZING would that book tour be!!! That is so awesome! Thanks for sharing this awesome post with us! <3

  11. I'm so glad you liked it! This books looks soooo awesome!!! Great pick :)

    Here's my WoW!

  12. I really liked Of Poseidon as well! The writing was simple and not at all what I was expecting, but still very addictive. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us! :)

  13. OMG!! my dear, Im so happy you loved this one! This is going to be my first siren book ever! and Im glad Im picking this one to be my first *blush* XD lol

    I cant wait to get to it and enjoy of this world you said is so well build and fun at the same time =D

    thx so much for this great review =D Im SO diving into Of Poseidon soon!! =D I won an arc at the facebook page of Fierce Reads so yay!!! =D I couldn't be happier! =DDDD

    muah! my dear!! have a nice day ^.^

    1. I think this was my first Siren book, too. I've looked at plenty of 'em, but was hesitant. I'm so glad you won an ARC!! Sweet!!!

  14. OMFG that's so EPIC!! I Love Anna and I freaking Love Of Poseidon!!!!!!! I was feeling just like you when I finished... what the heck? I want more, right now!!!
    This Email between you and her? Fanfreakingtastic , I cracked up!! Of Poseidon is incredible, the characters were epic and the story amazing!!

    *whispers* I got to Interview Galen and Toraf next week on the blog!! We had an incredible time:))

    Glad to see someone else so fangirly over this book!

    1. NO WAY!!!!!

      Oh, man... I cannot WAIT to see that!! How fun!!! Thx for letting me know!

      I totally hate that when I need the sequel NOW and the first one's not even published, yet. I totally spaced what the publishing date was for Of Poseidon. Well, 'cause I Wow'd it back in November!! Much too tantelizing, if you ask me. Near-nigh torture!!

  15. This book intrigued me just from the title of it name :) Me, being a Poseidon lover, just couldn't resist checking this book out! Thanks Netgalley for giving me the opportunity to review this book! And this book was AMAZING! A must read :) Plus the cover is FAN-flipping-TASTIC!

    This book drew me in from the very beginning! My first book with mermaids/men, also know as Syrena in this book. I loved the whole concept. It was so intriguing! I definitely need to explore this genre more!


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